The Pro And Cons Of Having A Big Bottom

Pros:
1. THE CURVES!
I remember a time in America where it was
grotesque to have curves or to not be as
slender as a stripper pole. Women with even
an ounce of fat on them were consider fat
or overweight, but with such a growing rate
of overweight people in America, a sense of
sex appeal has been added to have some
curves or baby fat, as some call it. Along
with that new sex appeal America has for
curvy women, more women with curves are
on the cover of magazines, runway shows,
and breaking into the music industry,
despite opposition.

2. More cushion. No seriously!
Having some extra padding back there isn’t
just good for the pushin’! Its also a safety
precaution for falls, slips, or if you get shot
in the butt it will get lodged in the lard and
miss any vital organs.
3. You can use the term bootylicious and
not look silly.
When Destiny’s child coined the term in the
early 2000s, every woman in the world,
especially the ones with NO butt, were using
that word and thought it was okay. Well, its
not! For women who are actually
bootylicious, they can use the word to
describe themself and get an, “AMEN”
instead of an awkward side eye.
4. You are going to stand out in a crowd, or
with a group of friends.
Whenever you are out with friends, people
are gonna spot you (well your butt first),
and they’ll say “that’s the girl with the big
booty!” You are gonna have a discint
characteristic and people will remember
your name and you for it.
5. Things tend to bounce off it.
I can’t tell you the amount of times my butt
has saved me from being hit with balls, or
having anything thrown at me. I remember
in high school, walking down the hallway,
someone threw a football and I bent over to
pick something up. The ball literally
bounced off my butt and saved me.
Amazing things a big butt can do, I tell ya.
6. It makes up for those who have small
bosoms.
Well in this case I can’t relate as much
because I was blessed with both . But for
those women out there that aren’t, having a
big butt really does make up for it. A male
friend of mine said it best, “I got to have
something to hold onto! Either the bottom
or the top, something has to be there or
I’m out!” It also doesn’t make women look
as frail as they would without it. *kanye
shrug*
7. You fill out your clothes more.
I don’t know a woman out there that likes
being swallowed by her clothe when she is
wearing them. All I’m gonna say on this is,
the world can appreciate a pair of yoga
pants or jeans more with a big booty
woman, more than they can with anyone
else.
8. People enjoy twerking more when you do
it!
I’m sure we all were equally grossed out by
Miley Cyrus’ twerking. But I think if Miley
was more “blessed” in the butt department,
I don’t think there would be too much
complaining.
9. It provides more cushion during
pregnancy and childbirth.
A lot of women suffer from tailbone pain
during preganancy and, in some cases,
damage it during childbirth. Apparently,
having a big butt can actually help cushion
that area and make it less painful. AND, big
butts are usually accompanied by child
bearing hips which makes pregnancy and
childbirth just a little easier.
10. It sheilds against diabetes.
Having a big butt actually shows that your
body is able to metabolize sugars better
and turn them into fat. Who would have
thought??
11. There are just nice to look at!
Now lets be honest, we’ve all caught
ourselves staring at one before, whether its
your own or
someone elses.
And NOW THE CONS:
1. People only see your Bottom
While it is nice to look at, its not the only
thing! I know for myself, when I meet guys
the first thing they say is, “you got a big
Bottom!” And don’t get me wrong, its
flattering for the first 10 minutes but when
every question that comes out of their
mouth is regarding my Bottom or he is
constantly referring to it, then it gets old
FAST.
2. Your subjected to constantly being
spanked on the Bottom.
That poo just hurts!
3. “Can I touch it?”
I can’t tell you how many men, and women,
see me walking down the street or in the
club and ask me if they can touch my butt.
This is not Showtime at the Apollo, you
NOT come up and touch my Bottom for
good luck or for whatever strange reason.
4. Constant stares and murmurs when
walking by.
Do you know how irritating it is to walk
down the street, minding your own
business, and have people stare at you just
because you have on a pair of legging or
pants that show your figure? My favorite is
when you walk past a group of old men and
they moan and groan silently, like you can’t
hear them. EW! I’ll admit it does make a
person feel disgusting, especially with so
much unwanted attention on you. Maybe I
should just walking around dressed like a
nun.
5. Annoying nicknames.
Big booty judy. Phat Up. Donk. Juicy.
Jiggle. Like really? The list can go on for so
much longer! I’m flattered but, my parents
did give me an actual name.
6. You can’t share seats with people.
I can’t tell you how many times my friends
have tried to share a seat with me at the
movies, or a restaurant and fail miserably.
Either they are left with a small corner of
the seat, or left on the floor. I’ve cried
myself to sleep many nights because of
this.
7. Everyone thinks you should be a stripper
or a Indecency star.
I take offense to this at times because I’ve
got a college degree, and working on a
masters. There is no way in hell that I’m
gonna let those degrees catch dust, to
swing on a pole or a joystick just because I
have the body for it. Don’t undermine my
intelligence or capabilities.
8. Your limited in the clothes you can wear.
Don’t get me wrong, a booty does fill out
your clothes but it can be your downfall as
well. I love wearing dresses! Short ones,
long ones, formal ones, sun dresses, I love
them all! A dress may look harmless when
its on the hanger but, I know for myself,
when you put it on, it can really make you
look like someone in a profession that
requires you “be on your knees” alot. Even
though I know I do those things, it doesn’t
mean that people that see me wont think
that! *sigh*
9. It’s an annoying conversation piece.
How many people wanna have, or enjoy
having, a conversation with someone, for
more that 5 minutes, about why your butt is
so big and how it got like that? *crickets*
10. You are always gonna be the chick with
the big Bottom.
I find this con to be particulary depressing.
Its like no matter what you do, where you
go, or whats going on in your life, you are
always gonna be known as the chick with
the big butt. I don’t know about you but
way more than just a walking Bottom.
11. Society still considers you to be
overweight.
No matter how sexy you may think your
curves are, depending on the circumstances,
you are still considered to be overweight.
For most women, this can really mess with
their self-esteem and drive them to crazy
dieting and fitness routines, which usually
makes their health even more worse then
where they started.
So ladies what do you think? Do you
embrace your blessing or do you regret
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